60 Earth Hour

Please switch off non-essentials lights only…not ALL lights!

p/s: slamat hari bumi sume

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Kisah disebalik penutupan penjara pudu

Blaku di Penjara Pudu KL disuatu ktika dlu.
Hanya bleh dsebarkn pd org2 ttentu shj..
Sblum Penjara Pudu dtutup dlu prnh dceritakn bhw tdpt 1 bilik dpanggil "Bilik Terakhir".
Dibilik inilah seringnya blaku kjadian plik sjak Penjara Pudu dtutup.
Ia dnamakn "BILIK TERAKHIR" adalah krn dlu ia mrupakn bilik kdiamn terakhir bg si psalah jenayah brat sblum mjalani hukumn gantung smpai mati pd keesokn harinya dbilik gantung.
Di BILIK TERAKHIR inilah psalah dkatakn akan mratap, mnangis, mjerit, bcakap sorg diri & bbagai lagi plakuan krn mnyesali ksalahn mrk yg lalu.
Mrk mjadi bgitu krn dkatakn x kuat smangat mhadapi maut keesokn harinya yg tlh dketahui mrk.
Mnurut kata warden2 yg msih ada di Penjara Pudu swaktu proses pngosongn Penjara Pudu djalankn, mrk sring tdengar suara2 sayu mminta tolong, suara org mnangis & bmacam2 lagi dr Bilik Terakhir tsebut.
x kurang juga ada diantara warden yg tlihat seekor kambing hitam sering msuk mnembusi pintu bilik itu tanpa dibuka & kmudian x pula klihatn kambing kluar smula. Rmai bomoh & pawang yg dpanggil bg mmulihkn bilik tsebut mngatakn bhw suara2 yg sring kdengarn dwaktu mlm dr Bilik Terakhir itu adalah akibat roh2 psalah yg mati dtali gantung tsebut x tenteram krn mati mrk dtali gantung.
Nak djadikn crita pd suatu mlm Jumaat ktika hujan renyai2 sorg warden tlh dtugaskn mngawal kwsn yg bhampirn dgn "Bilik Terakhir" itu. Ktika sdg bkawal kira2 lbih kurang pkul 1 pagi bliau tdengar spt tapak kaki sdg blari2 bhampirn bilik tsebut.
Ia cuba beranikn diri utk mlihat apakah bendanya itu. Sdg ia mngamat-amati maka tlihatlah dlm ksamarn seekor kambing hitam sdg mnuju kearah Bilik Terakhir itu lalu lesap bgitu sj.
Ia brasa hairan bgmana seekor kambing bleh ada dkawasn itu..
Oleh krn ingin tahu ia beranikn juga dri mhampiri Bilik Terakhir itu.
Alangkah tperanjatnya mdapati pintu bilik itu tlh btukar mjadi pintu gua.
Mulalah ia brasa gmentar, seram serta mgigil ktakutn namun dberanikn juga dri mmasuki pintu gua yg samar2 itu smbil meninjau2 ddalamnya jika tlihat akan kambing tdi.
Apabila smpai je ke dlm gua tsebut alangkah tperanjatnya ia bila ddapati byk harta karun didlmnya.
Ia cuba mngambil harta itu tetapi tiba2 hilang dr pandangn lalu menjelmalah 1 lembaga yg mngerikn seraya bkata, Heyyyyyy manusiaaa. Jgn engkau sentuh harta itu. Hartaaaa itu bukan kauuu yg punyaaaa.. tp Ahmaaaaaad Albab yg punyaaaaaa. HaHaHaHaHa!! Yaaaaaaa, Ahmaaaaadd Albab yg punyaaaaaa.
udah tuuuuuuuuu.. pi buat keje..
Tahniah krn anda minat mbaca.

p/s: tipah tertipu bang

hantu dari tokyo

p/s: dorg ingat cantik sgt ke??macam baruak nenek den cakap..aahahha

STORY OF JAGA SINGH

This story tell us not to be 'too kind' to our bosses…!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Here it goes:

There's this Jaga Singh who was working for a multi-millionare as a night guard at his house.
One day, while the millionaire was driving out to catch an early morning flight to conclude a business deal, Jaga Singh ran out from the guard house and stopped the millionaire's car just right in front of the gate.

He said 'Sir..Sir.. are you going to board a plane?' 'Yes, why?' asked the millionaire.
'You had better cancel the trip.
You see, last night I dreamt about the plane going to crash.'

Curious over the early morning fright that Jaga Singh had given, the ultimillionaire decided to cancel his trip.
'You better be damn right for this is a million dollar deal.'

The following day, there were news reports that the plane which the millionaire was supposed to take had indeed crash landed. ! 'Thank God
I cancelled the trip,.' the rich man said Realising that what Jaga Singh had said had come true, he called the Singh to see him.

When the guard was called that morning, the millionaire gave him his salary and FIRED him. WHY ?

Think first....

Use your brains

Use your brains!!!!!

Still no idea??


Come on...... it is very easy....



Still drawing a blank????

Just imagine you are the Singh and you have saved your boss's life.........

OK-lah, since you do not want to 'use your brains' like Jaga Singh before you talk to your boss..........

Just scroll down for the answer...


ANSWER

Jaga Singh was supposed to guard the house at night ....NOT to Sleep and Dream all night!!!!!

So, GO BACK TO WORK!! and Don't try to save your boss's life!! It's not worth!!! Always save your own ass first!!! Haha!!!

p/s: bodoh punya jaga..ahahah

Nice Jokes....

BOY : May I hold your hand?
GIRL : No thanks, it isn't heavy.

GIRL : Say you love me! Say you love me!
BOY : You love me...

GIRL : If we become engaged will you give me a ring??
BOY : Sure, what's your phone number??

GIRL : I think the poorest people are the happiest.
BOY : Then marry me and we'll be the happiest couple

GIRL : Darling, I want to dance like this forever.
BOY : Don't you ever want to improve??

BOY : I love you and I could die for you!
GIRL : How soon??

BOY : I would go to the end of the world for you!
GIRL : Yes, but would you stay there??

SHARON : Have you ever had a hot passionate, burning kiss??
TRACY : I did once. He'd forgotten to take the cigarette out of his mouth.

MAN : You remind me of the sea.
WOMAN : Because I'm wild, romantic and exciting?
MAN : NO, because you make me sick.

WIFE : You tell a man something, it goes in one ear and comes out of the other.
HUSBAND : You tell a woman something: It goes in both ears and comes out of the mouth.

MARY : John says I'm pretty. Andrew says I'm ugly.What do u think, Peter?
PETER : A bit of both. I think you're pretty ugly.

1) Girlfriend : "...And are you sure you love me and no one else ?"
Boyfriend : "Dead Sure! I checked the whole list again yesterday".

2) Teacher : "Which is more important to us, the sun or the moon?"
Pupil : "The moon".
Teacher : "Why?"
Pupil : "The moon gives us light at night when we need it but the sun gives us light only in the day time when we don't need it".

3) Teacher : "What do you call a person who keeps on talking when people are no longer interested?"
Pupil : "A teacher".

4) Waiter : "Would you like your coffee black?"
Customer : "What other colors do you have?"

5) My father is so old that when he was in school, history was called current affairs.

6) Teacher : "Sam, you talk a lot !"
Sam : "It's a family tradition".
Teacher : "What do you mean?"
Sam : "Sir, my grandpa was a street hawker, my father is a teacher".
Teacher : "What about your mother?"
Sam : "She's a woman".

7) Tom : "How should I convey the news to my father that I've failed?"
David: "You just send a telegram: Result declared, past year's performance repeated".

8) Teacher : "Now, children, if I saw a man beating a donkey and stopped him, what virtue would I be showing?"
Student : "Brotherly love".

9) Teacher : "Now, Sam, tell me frankly do you say prayers before eating?"
Sam : "No sir, I don't have to, my mom is a good cook".

10) Patient : "What are the chances of my recovering doctor?"
Doctor : "One hundred percent. Medical records show that nine out of ten people die of the disease you have. Yours is the tenth case I've treated. The others all died".

11) Teacher : " Can anybody give an example of COINCIDENCE?"
One Student : "Sir, my Mother and Father got married on the same day and at the same time."

12) Teacher : " George Washington not only chopped down his father's Cherry tree, but also admitted doing it. Now do you know why his father didn't punish him ?"
One Student: " Because George still had the axe in is hand."

first lingerie shop in Saudi Arabia

ye ke dorg ni jakun sgt??korg caye ke??

Difference between wife & Girlfriend

Wife is a HARIMAU, girlfriend is HARI HARI MAU

And some say: Wife is like TV, girlfriend is like Hand phone (HP)
At home watch TV, go out bring HP.
No money, sell TV. Got money change HP.
Sometimes enjoy TV , but most of the time play with HP.
TV free for life but HP, if you don't pay, the services will be terminated
TV is big, bulky and most of the time old, but hand phone is cute, slim, curvy and very portable at any time .
Operational cost for TV is often acceptable, but for HP is high and often demanding.
Most important, TV got remote but HP don't have..

Last but not least, TV do not have virus, but HP yes.. have VIRUS, once get it, HABIS LA....

so better choose TV
Upgrade to LCD or Plasma TV (Slim and Chun)Less maintenance too especially they are easy on the electricity bills.
Is good to be safe than sorry.


p/s: aku tgh mengclearkan mailbox..hihih

sangat la cute...

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